Where has your pen been?

Pens aren't for chewing!

Side Effects: Wears down teeth, causes tooth sensitivity, jaw pain, facial pain, headaches, dents on your tongue and cheek -- and of course, ink in your mouth and broken pens!

Treatment: Some psychiatrists say this is an extension of thumb-sucking. Go get a a $300 Montblanc pen that you'd be afraid of damaging.  Connect the Dots says, "Call us and we'll order you some that aren't damaged by someone else's teeth.  We are here to help you!"